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When your significant other comes into the den and asks "What's on the TV?" "Dust" is not the right answer. Just got out of the emergency room and thought I'd pass this along to help others.

Also "Frying Death Needles"

My late FIL and did wood working together with me, built the cradle for my first, etc. Every time I use something of his, he still works wood with me. I love this slicer for picture frames.

"made with bits of real panther" "60% of the time, it works every time" "that smells like pure gasoline, and I don't mean that in a good way"

True story. Acquaintance says, "Vacuuming is such a chore. You have to find the Roomba app and tell it to go and then empty the dust bin all the time." Me: <waits for 'just kidding' or sign of laughter; receiving none, blink blink blink>

...sooooo...we should see a Sam Adams Sapporo/Asahi Porch Rocker soon?

Tis true my signature is not like someone's which has "scrutinizer" in it, however, here's roughly how it went. <fade in, half way through first cup of coffee> scroll scroll chuckle BRAIN: "HEY! You've *SEEN* that before! A repeat funny! Really! Before! Seen!" Me: "I need more cof..wait...

You run into this guy quite often. PS I have a Coexist sticker, but it's not on the "new" car yet, and as it turns out I sometimes drive 81 to visit the fam in E TN

I feeling deja vu

IF you refill your beer before it's empty (I know, I know, but stay with me here) It's still one glass of beer.

Sam Adams in talks to sell to Suntory??!

"220, 221; whatever it takes."

Ok, confession time, I may use some of the $5,000 for beer ingredients and equipment also.

I threw my dog a ball. I know it's extravagant, but he looks GREAT in a tuxedo.

I was sitting with a friend at a bar, and pointed at two old ugly drunks sitting across the bar from us and said, "That's us in 15 years" My friend said, "That's a mirror you idiot"