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Sharpies have caps, as do most highlighters. & I have a Minolta SR-T 101 right here

I believe our dryer is adding socks. The BigHair: you're not 'putting it away', you're hiding it out of sight. Me: I was unaware of a distinction

the BigHair, taking a pen out of the pen cup: this pen doesn't work. PUTS IT BACK IN THE PEN CUP me: ...

My flaming flowers contribution are a combination of carnation combustion & chrysanthemum conflagration

not sure what kind of flavor profile it might lend to beer, but I bet it can't be beat for boiling a bagel after 10am isn't too early for alliteration?

my sister: "the bagel is just the vehicle"

The BigHair, when I'm getting up: where ya goin? Me: to pee The BigHair: I'm thinking of peeing, myself. Me: I didn't hear the comma in that sentence

Que el cuarto esté contigo!

you got me in a box, here.

I've been trying coffee-flavored water, with mixed results

lol... thinks making beer DISAPPEAR is a super power? puny mortals.

Watching a psychological thriller with closed caption on & it keeps saying "ominous music playing" Wouldn't ALL music in a psychological thriller be ominous?