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"We have to think about who's walking down the (grocery story) aisles," Fleming said. "Young children walking through see Santa Claus sitting there holding a beer."

http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/news/local/061201beerlabels.html

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Wait...why are children walking through the liquor department?

One time I was in Family Video, in the little room behind the beaded curtain trying to find the perfect video for the evening. I turned around to find a 10 year old girl looking at me and saying "You're trying to watch bad movies" and then giggled. Only thing I could think to say was "You're not supposed to be in here."

Almost made me shy away from renting a movie that night. Fortunately for me and the makers of American Bukkake 17, I wasn't too embarassed.
 
I fail to see why Santa holding a beer is a problem. I figured the problem was with the name, but even that seems a little silly.
 
Cheesefood said:
One time I was in Family Video, in the little room behind the beaded curtain trying to find the perfect video for the evening. I turned around to find a 10 year old girl looking at me and saying "You're trying to watch bad movies" and then giggled. Only thing I could think to say was "You're not supposed to be in here."

Wow - that's pretty bad. Seems like "You're not supposed to be in here" is the proper response.

The worst I ever had in that situation was an old lady that worked at the local video store. She obviously HATED those types of movies and would sort of scowl and anyone that rented them and ALWAYS checked IDs.
 
Funny article..."Just last week, the New York State Liquor Authority banned the sale of four Christmas-themed beers from Ridgeway Brewing in England, including Santa's Butt, arguing the labels appealed to children..."

I can see it now..."yessch, occifer, I got the bottles because my kids liked the labels, honest, but the beer is all mine...":drunk:
 
Cheesefood said:
Wait...why are children walking through the liquor department?

One time I was in Family Video, in the little room behind the beaded curtain trying to find the perfect video for the evening. I turned around to find a 10 year old girl looking at me and saying "You're trying to watch bad movies" and then giggled. Only thing I could think to say was "You're not supposed to be in here."

Almost made me shy away from renting a movie that night. Fortunately for me and the makers of American Bukkake 17, I wasn't too embarassed.

Just remember, the next time you're renting one of "those" movies...

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Cheesefood said:
Almost made me shy away from renting a movie that night. Fortunately for me and the makers of American Bukkake 17, I wasn't too embarassed.


I can always count on you Cheese to come kickin with the classic lines!
 
Cheesefood said:
Wait...why are children walking through the liquor department?

Mebbe mom and dad are boozers :drunk:

Golly, what ever happened to explaining to your kids: "No hunny that's not really Santa getting drunk, but only a man who looks like Santa"
 
zoebisch01 said:
Mebbe mom and dad are boozers :drunk:

Golly, what ever happened to explaining to your kids: "No hunny that's not really Santa getting drunk, but only a man who looks like Santa"

It's not santa, it's not a man who looks like santa... It's a freaking DRAWING of santa, for crissakes! I could draw santa smoking a crack pipe, but that doesn't mean every kid who sees it is gonna think that santa smokes crack.

Stupid.
 
homebrewer_99 said:
Hey, here's a timely thought...when the weather service "tracks" Santa's delivery route through the States this year...skip Maine!!!;)

Hey now, lets not crack too hard on Maine. After all, it is the Maine Civil Liberties Union who is filing the lawsuit against the ban. (Not that I think Santa is real, just that my wife is a Mainer :) :cross: )

I think it is ridiculous to ban such a thing. What a waste of time and resources.

Makes me want to try that beer now.
 
Man I'm sure glad they are taking away freedom and spending tax payer money so that children will be slightly less curious about beer.

Thanks Maine Bureau of Liquor, with those labels out of the picture, kids will never drink beer!
 
Cheesefood said:
I turned around to find a 10 year old girl looking at me and saying "You're trying to watch bad movies" and then giggled. Only thing I could think to say was


Say in a very loud voice LITTLE GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE PORN SECTION?? or words to that effect.
 
hey i'm a mainer so don't start bashing...haha. but it seems like crap like this happens all the timearound here...i really want to try that beer now. maybe i will get some for x-mas
 
*update*

"Santa Welcome in Maine

State Decides to Accept Disputed Beer Labels
Portland -- In what may have been the most talked about censorship case of the holiday season, Santa and the brewing company that wished to put him on its labels came out on top. In a letter dated December 22, 2006, Maine’s Liquor Licensing Unit Inspector Supervisor Jeffrey Austin told Shelton Brothers Importers that they could register the label for Santa’s Butt Winter Porter, which features Santa’s fully-clothed derrière perched atop a barrel (or “butt”) of beer.

“We’re glad this case has been resolved in favor of artistic freedom,” said Zachary Heiden, MCLU Staff Attorney. “It’s too bad the beer wasn’t in stores in time for Christmas, but maybe this will make government agencies stop and think before involving themselves in any future suppression of expression.”

On November 30, 2006, the Maine Civil Liberties Union Foundation filed a case against government censorship on behalf of Daniel Shelton, a specialty beer distributor who was refused permission to sell three beers because the State deemed their labels “undignified or improper.” In addition to Santa’s Butt, at question were Les Sans Culottes, featuring Delacroix’s classic painting Liberty Leading the People, and Rose de Gambrinus, featuring a watercolor painting of the king of Flanders sitting with a bare-breasted woman. "These illustrations have been used on beer sold across the country,” said Shelton, who works with small craft-breweries around the world. “I’m glad Maine won’t be known as the state that objects to the image of Santa Claus having a beer.”

Maine law requires beer and liquor distributors to obtain a Certificate of Approval and to register the labels with the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement. The Bureau ensures that labels are factually accurate -- displaying the correct ingredients and the proper volume, for example -- and polices the illustrations used on the labels. The strict policing that landed Santa’s Butt on the chopping block raised First Amendment concerns leading the MCLU to challenge the censorship of the label art.

The MCLU will move forward with its lawsuit to stop the Bureau from engaging in future censorship of beer labels. "We're happy about this change of heart, but the most important thing for us has always been wiping that bad regulation off the books, so that no one ever has to contend with it again,” said Shelton. “State agencies shouldn't be reviewing beer labels on open-ended subjective standards like 'propriety' and 'dignity.' Beer drinkers in Maine and everywhere should be left alone to decide for themselves what offends them or doesn't."

Thursday, January 04, 2007
Contact: Zachary Heiden, Maine Civil Liberties Union"
 

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