Recent content by balrog

Oh this is just what the internet needs.

"Ms Patterson has also addressed questions concerning a food dehydrator found by police at a local tip. She has admitted to having owned it, explaining that she got rid of it in a state of panic following the deaths." As in, "Oh I'm so distraught because of what happened I want to eradicate...

When your significant other comes into the den and asks "What's on the TV?" "Dust" is not the right answer. Just got out of the emergency room and thought I'd pass this along to help others.

Also "Frying Death Needles"

My late FIL and did wood working together with me, built the cradle for my first, etc. Every time I use something of his, he still works wood with me. I love this slicer for picture frames.

"made with bits of real panther" "60% of the time, it works every time" "that smells like pure gasoline, and I don't mean that in a good way"

True story. Acquaintance says, "Vacuuming is such a chore. You have to find the Roomba app and tell it to go and then empty the dust bin all the time." Me: <waits for 'just kidding' or sign of laughter; receiving none, blink blink blink>

...sooooo...we should see a Sam Adams Sapporo/Asahi Porch Rocker soon?

Tis true my signature is not like someone's which has "scrutinizer" in it, however, here's roughly how it went. <fade in, half way through first cup of coffee> scroll scroll chuckle BRAIN: "HEY! You've *SEEN* that before! A repeat funny! Really! Before! Seen!" Me: "I need more cof..wait...

You run into this guy quite often. PS I have a Coexist sticker, but it's not on the "new" car yet, and as it turns out I sometimes drive 81 to visit the fam in E TN