I want to get an emotional support rattlesnake. Can you imagine?
"Sir, you can't bring that on the plane. Or.... anywhere."
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND AMERICA?"
Blackhawks actually have a decent winning streak going. Still, they're probably not going father than a wild card spot and a first round exit during the playoffs this year. Penguins may actually miss the playoffs if they can't figure out their scoring and goalie issues, not that I'm upset by...