more "jokes" - maybe these are first hand maybe not
car vs scooter. scooterer presents with RIGHT hand deformed wrapped up with abrasions.
me : can you move your fingers?
scooterer: proceeds to move LEFT fingers. "yeah they work fine"
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onlly two of us in room :
question: hi why are you here?
answer: who me?
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again only two of us in room
me: hi get up on the exam table .
answer: who me ?
Me: well i dont generally get up on the table .
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guy comes in with his thumb taped up.
Me: hi what happened to you?
answer : shows me a picture of lebron james injured with his thumb taped up and says , " i think i got the same exact injury as this guy, lebron james."
Me: how did that happen?
answer: Oh he sprained his thumb playing basketball.
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90 year old grandma speaks no english brought in by her teenage grandaughter at her side.
i turn to the girl and say " hi are you going to be able to translate for me ? "
answer: yes
Me: ok good, then why did you bring her in today?
girl : i just told you ! So i can translate for her !