No I won't. Really. I just told you why. And frankly it's kind of obnoxious to act like you know me better than I know myself. I know the costs and I know the benefits. And my cost/benefit analysis is my own, not anyone else's. I have a cheap,o simple system that works well enough for what I want to do. I fully understand that there are lots of other ways to brew and that many of them are arguably (or even objectively) better than the way I do it. But they aren't worth it to me at this time. And given my age, they aren't likely to ever be worth it to me.
Everyone's personal circumstances are their own personal circumstances. I chuckle when I read posts telling me that I'd brew more often if I had a better/easier system. No, I wouldn't. Because the reasons that I don't brew more have everything to do with how much beer I want to brew and what else I want to do with my time, and almost nothing to do with how easy or hard or short or long my brew days are.
EDIT - Let me put it this way: There are times when I really wish I had an F-150, but those times are not frequent enough to justify buying one. An eBIAB system is a lot closer to being justifiable for me, but is still quite far away. I'm not telling anybody else what to drive, so why should anybody tell me what to drive?