Cheesefood
Well-Known Member
This is pissing me off, kidz. I'm watching TV, and I heard the phrase "Chicago has its hot dogs" one too many times.
Here's the deal: Chicago isn't about hot dogs or pizza. Well, it's more about pizza than dogs, but that's not where I'm going.
Chicago is about the Cheesey Beef. Sorry, time to let you all know.
Chicago Style Hot Dogs are commodity items. It's always either a Dave Berg, Vienna Beef, or Kosher's Best style kosher beef hot dog with pickle relish, French's mustard, onions, sport peppers, celery salt, and tomatos. They're all the same, trust me. You either like one company's meet or the other's.
Pizza: Chicago style pizza isn't popular because it's not a travelling food. It's a stationary food experience where you need to commit time and possibly laundry towards a pizza that you can only eat 1-2 slices.
Chicago is about the Cheesey Beef. It's glorious. Roas Beef, simmered in italian spices, served on a mini-french bread roll with giardinara and cheddar cheese. Everyone claims to have the original. Everyone's taste different.
If you talk about Chicago, stop talking about pizza and dogs, and get a friggin' cheesey beef. My favorite is Portillo's, but there are a million places with a million different style. Giardinara vs. chopped sport peppers. Bread vs. Garlic Bread. Different spices for the meat. Baked on cheese, vs. cheese sauce, vs shredded cheese. You can't find two similar Beefs (as we call them). If someone if going to a chicago style sandwich shop and offers to pick up for you, tell them to get you a Beef with hot peppers.
Now, before you Right Coasters start saying "Oh, a cheese steak!" Lemme tell yous someting. Dis ain't no cheese steak. A cheese steak is cooked to order, has onions and cheesewhiz.
A Beef has meat that's been simmering and marinating for days. In fct, if you make them at home, make them the day before you're going to serve them. That meat needs to be a the top of it's game. Not even sort of resistant to your teeth. No gristle. No fat. No thickness.
So when you come here, please quit yapping about Gino's Pizza and hot dogs. Get yourself down to a down and dirty Chicago style place where you can get a Gyro, a Dog, a Polish, a Pizza Puff, or a Beef, and GET THE BEEF.
Here's the deal: Chicago isn't about hot dogs or pizza. Well, it's more about pizza than dogs, but that's not where I'm going.
Chicago is about the Cheesey Beef. Sorry, time to let you all know.
Chicago Style Hot Dogs are commodity items. It's always either a Dave Berg, Vienna Beef, or Kosher's Best style kosher beef hot dog with pickle relish, French's mustard, onions, sport peppers, celery salt, and tomatos. They're all the same, trust me. You either like one company's meet or the other's.
Pizza: Chicago style pizza isn't popular because it's not a travelling food. It's a stationary food experience where you need to commit time and possibly laundry towards a pizza that you can only eat 1-2 slices.
Chicago is about the Cheesey Beef. It's glorious. Roas Beef, simmered in italian spices, served on a mini-french bread roll with giardinara and cheddar cheese. Everyone claims to have the original. Everyone's taste different.
If you talk about Chicago, stop talking about pizza and dogs, and get a friggin' cheesey beef. My favorite is Portillo's, but there are a million places with a million different style. Giardinara vs. chopped sport peppers. Bread vs. Garlic Bread. Different spices for the meat. Baked on cheese, vs. cheese sauce, vs shredded cheese. You can't find two similar Beefs (as we call them). If someone if going to a chicago style sandwich shop and offers to pick up for you, tell them to get you a Beef with hot peppers.
Now, before you Right Coasters start saying "Oh, a cheese steak!" Lemme tell yous someting. Dis ain't no cheese steak. A cheese steak is cooked to order, has onions and cheesewhiz.
A Beef has meat that's been simmering and marinating for days. In fct, if you make them at home, make them the day before you're going to serve them. That meat needs to be a the top of it's game. Not even sort of resistant to your teeth. No gristle. No fat. No thickness.
So when you come here, please quit yapping about Gino's Pizza and hot dogs. Get yourself down to a down and dirty Chicago style place where you can get a Gyro, a Dog, a Polish, a Pizza Puff, or a Beef, and GET THE BEEF.