So, inspired by this thread, I went on Craigslist and found a Mr. Beer listed for $40. I talked the guy down to $10 and became the proud owner of a Mr. Beer Premium Gold edition, including 2 refills: Cowboy Lager and American Blonde Ale. Turns out, these are discontinued flavors, but the exp date on the bottom was 2014, so no worries.
Opening the box and laughing at the contents was probably worth the $10, not to mention the Mr. Beer stickers to put on my kegs.
So, there's no way I want 2 batches of 3.7% ABV light beer, so some hacking was in order.
I decided to use both cans, plus one of the booster packs, plus some hops and grains. I also decided to do a 30 minute boil to make the hops worthwhile. So, here's my "recipe".
1 gallon boil
4oz crystal 40, steep until boil
1oz black patent, steep until boil
20 oz Cowboy lager HME
20 oz American Blonde HME
.25oz Palisades 30min
.25oz Palisades 15 min
12 oz Booster (Corn syrup solids) at flameout
Pitched slurry of Wyeast 1728 Scottish Ale Yeast, cause I had it.
Add water at flameout to make 2 gallons, chill add to Mr Beer fermenter. Wort was fairly dark and reasonably hoppy.
OG 1.056
If FG is 1.010, I'll hit a respectable 6% ABV.
I'm guestimating an IBU of 30 or so, based on the other Mr. Beer kits and my own additions, couldn't find values for my cans.
Was fun and easy, hopefully will at least be drinkable. I have some friends who'll drink about anything, so no worries.