springer
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The hooker's in the landfill.
TSK TSK such a waste of a perfectly good hooker ..or was she freezer burned ?
The hooker's in the landfill.
This thread is starting to take a turn for the weird.
Now its starting to take a turn towards the weird ... Dude your wife put a bucket of dog poop in the sink ...
I'm getting some great google ads in this thread. nice.
Here's the beer: Thames river Bitter. It started fermenting pretty well after about 6 hrs.
Here's the beer: Thames river Bitter. It started fermenting pretty well after about 6 hours.
2. Dog/Cat Waste will not be collected. Flush material down toilets or bury it. Cat litter will be collected if cat droppings are removed and the litter is double-bagged in sealed weatherproof bags and placed in your Tan-colored Refuse Cart.
5. Deer Carcasses must be double-bagged and placed in the Tan-colored Refuse Cart.
lol @ this
So a huge dead animal is fine but dog and cat **** present a problem? Sometimes I don't understand this city.
Man who had relations with animal carcass must stand trial
NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection." (4 pages)
That, or walk downtown and let Pups drop a duece in front of City Hall.
Federal law trumps trash companies rules, and it's Federal law that you have to give your trash man a little treat every couple of weeks. Swear to god man.
Federal law trumps trash companies rules, and it's Federal law that you have to give your trash man a little treat every couple of weeks. Swear to god man.
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