...Stag Semen Stout
For the record this is a real beer actually made with stag semen available in New Zealand.
http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen