Hey, neighbor.
Pretty lame, not too funny, but long story: My wife and I travel up to Arkansas to see family from time to time. Last year on the way up we were discussing how large the metroplex is. When leaving Buc-ee's in Melissa, we wondered if we were technically still in the metroplex. I started and carried on for way too long about how there should be a definitive border - metroplex and urban. I stated my argument that the metroplex should end just north of Melissa. Anna should not be part of it. I went on to say that I will start a petition and get as many people I can to sign my "banana"... told you it was lame. It was a long set-up for a bad dad joke, but what else are you going to do on long car rides?
All that said, if you find yourself in need of some ball lock kegs and you find yourself in the Fort Worth area, I have a few that will let go at a bargain.
Welcome to the forum!