catdaddy66
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Ya know, we ARE kinda squishy... Lol!My son (2.5) just started referring to, as my wife puts it, larger people as 'squishy'....
Ya know, we ARE kinda squishy... Lol!My son (2.5) just started referring to, as my wife puts it, larger people as 'squishy'....
He was requesting Van Halen in the car at that age, so I must've done SOME things right...
just when you thought they weren't listening.My mom grew up very poor, the family was invited to a friends house for dinner, her brother was digging in, both elbows on the table... Her dad says, Bobby you don't have to eat so fast, Bobby then said, but daddy, you told us to eat all we can while it's free
True story
My boys were about 3 and 5. I would come home from work and holler "It's time to beat the children" and we would tickle, rough and tumble for a few minutes. On Sundays it was announced that "it`s Sunday and it`s beat the children for no reason day."
One Sunday after church we were in a Target and the 5 year old looks at the 3 year old and tells him "It`s Sunday" They both immediately take off running through the store and hollering "don`t beat us daddy!" at the top of their lungs.
Fortunately it was 30 years ago and the police were not called, nor were cell phones available to record the chaos. The event to this day makes us all chuckle a bit when brought up.
The six year old asks me, "Will you be dead when you turn 100?"
My wife volunteers in the kids ministry at our church and works with the special needs children. There is a boy with autism, he’s around 6 I think, and he is afraid of the dark.
The other kids were turning the lights on and off and he yelled, “turn on those f&$king lights!”
She said it was one of those moments when you want to both laugh and be horrified at the same time!
Wouldn't have scared her.should have scared her and said, "way before that!"
Wouldn't have scared her.
That's a good laugher!Getting a group of daycare kids changed to go in the pool at the YMCA. You need to shower before going into the pool, and when I mentioned it about half of the kids run into the same shower stall. I tell them all to get out, because only one person is allowed in the shower at a time. A 6 year old boy looks right at me and says "But Mommy and Daddy shower together all the time!"
Their parents yes, Grampy, who they haven't known all their lives, is a whole nother kettle of fish.lol, and here i thought kids were still cute, and loved their parents still, at 6 years old.....
Their parents yes, Grampy, who they haven't known all their lives, is a whole nother kettle of fish.
My soon to be 5 yr old will go off on these "I will never, ever, ever, never ...." rants when we correct her on something minor. Nothing funny there and it actually drives my wife and I nuts--but she will grow out of it sooner or later.
Then we are walking down the street last night and pass a mother talking with her college age daughter (maybe 21-22). As we walk past we over hear the daughter saying "I will never, ever, ever, never..."
We got a few steps past before we started laughing at the exchange, and then a few steps later we stopped when it occurred that our little one might not ever out grow that. (Or should I say never, ever, ever, never grow out of it)
We STILL have a note on our refrigerator our daughter wrote when she was 8. She's now 29.
The note is 21 years old and curling and yellowing. In her childish scrawl, she wrote:
"I will never..never..ever have a boyfrend. Boys are grose." She signed her full name, like a contract.
She's in a serious relationship with a guy I really like. Busted!
Hahaha, remindes me ...."It was a clean pinch-off, I didn't need any T-P".Here is a good one:
Out to eat and my 6 yo goes to the bathroom. After a good long while, he comes out and with our waitresses giving us the bill he says in a loudish voice that he went and then had to “re-go to the bathroom”. Then he said, “and I had a no-wiper too”. Waitress was amused.
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