Fess up. Who's a new thread whore? Post your ratio.

[Orfy]

How the F do I get it to show more than 500 threads!!!!

All my searches only show 500 results including my threads.

Some one tell me how many I have please.

 

[dataz722]

All my searches only show 500 results including my threads.

Some one tell me how many I have please.

If what i did worked right then you have 747.

So 747/10193= .0732 so 7.32%

 

[Chriso]

Heh... Orfy does make a lot of new threads... a lot of them with delicious food in them.... 7% sounds right.

 

[conpewter]

For me

39/1214 leaves me at 3.21% so not too bad!

 

[BigKahuna]

Heh... Orfy does make a lot of new threads... a lot of them with delicious food in them.... 7% sounds right.

IF your new threads include food...they should count as a double negative toward your whoreishness! We are indebted to those that post food.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

To be fair though, Orfy usually starts good and informative threads. My 2.something% threads are much more whorey than his 7%.

Is there a way to count pointless and inane posts and threads!?

 

[flyangler18]

Now the really interesting number would be brewing related posts/total posts (fight club, debate, general chit chat)--- but that would be uber-complicated to figure out.

 

[shecky]

To be fair though, Orfy usually starts good and informative threads. My 2.something% threads are much more whorey than his 7%.

Is there a way to count pointless and inane posts and threads!?

No need to count. You win hands down.

 

[BigKahuna]

Revvy pointed me toward another 20%+ whore.
Anyone want to guess who it is....

Why is it that some of these newer members...that are in the 15 - 20% Range...have such a tendency to be pricks when someone tries to help them? This last *****eclot figured out how to jump all bad at Nurmey! Who the hell can figure out how to be mad at nurmey?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Revvy pointed me toward another 20%+ whore.
Anyone want to guess who it is....

Why is it that some of these newer members...that are in the 15 - 20% Range...have such a tendency to be pricks when someone tries to help them? This last *****eclot figured out how to jump all bad at Nurmey! Who the hell can figure out how to be mad at nurmey?

Which was one reason that thread ended badly.

 

[Revvy]

Revvy pointed me toward another 20%+ whore.
Anyone want to guess who it is....

Why is it that some of these newer members...that are in the 15 - 20% Range...have such a tendency to be pricks when someone tries to help them? This last *****eclot figured out how to jump all bad at Nurmey! Who the hell can figure out how to be mad at nurmey?

Yeah...she's even nicer than Yooper....which is really freakin hard to do...

But of course, the certain someone, lashed into both of them with gusto...

What's that saying about biting the hand that feeds you?

 

[talleymonster]

156 threads / 1755 posts

11.25%

all of this since December 2005.


Whore.

 

[Nurmey]

I am not nicer than Yooper!

When I first opened that thread I thought it was the one with the same title that had been up for a couple of days. When I realized it wasn't, I thought it was a joke thread because of the question.

When I realized that it was neither the same thread or a joke, I got a little cranky since the question could have been answered without even using search, just looking a couple thread down. I can take her reaction like an adult but I'm glad it's over.

 

[Revvy]

I am not nicer than Yooper!

Yes you are dammit!!! You're like the church lady of HBT, while Yooper's like an idealized version of the sarah palin archetype...except she actually plays hockey...


I'm kidding of course.

 

[Chriso]

Yooper's like an idealized version of the sarah palin archetype...

(Sorry about errant m's and j's. my keyboard appears to mbe dying. I get extra m's whenever i hit space, and j's when i use punctuation)

I dunno about that. She doesn't strike me much as Palin... In fact, I've always thought that mshe could probably kick Palin's moose-hunting arse, and feed itm back to her, then kick it allm over again, then make it into a nice mwall sconce.

I've always mthought of Yoop as an attractive, female version of Red Green. Both mhandsome AND handy.

(For mthe mrecordm thism ism what mit mlooks mlike mwithoutm deletingm any errantm j'characters'j.m Them above mpost took 4xm longerm than mit ever mshouldm have mto mtype mbecause mi mhad mto mkeep mbackspacing mthe mmj's. MTime mto mshop mfor ma mnew mkeyboard mfor mthe miMac.)

 

[BigKahuna]

Given Revvy's image of Sarah Palin...(mine too) I think it was a compliment.

 

[Revvy]

Given Revvy's image of Sarah Palin...(mine too) I think it was a compliment.

It is!

In fact, I've always thought that mshe could probably kick Palin's moose-hunting arse, and feed itm back to her, then kick it allm over again, then make it into a nice mwall sconce.

She could!!!

 

[sause]

4.3% 73/1662.

About a third of the new treads were birthday threads. I also had a whopping 7 new threads in 2005. Man I need to slow down.

 

[downreactor]

5/53=9.43%

Somebody STOP ME!!

 

[Nurmey]

I do try to be nice to new members but we have a new winner at 50% new threads and it's tiring me out!

 

[Jesse17]

Is this thread still going?

Ok, this is my thought...I don't consider myself a thread whore regardless of the number of threads I start, because I only start one if I have a question.

But, I justs can't resist to throw my opinion in once I've read someone Else question, and the resulting responses.

So, no I'm not a thread whore, but I may be a post whore.

 

[Brewtopia]

164/2228 = 7.36%

 

[Brewsmith]

184/4664 = 3.95%

 

[dataz722]

I think this thread needs an update.... my current is

64/2710=2.36%

 

[ArcaneXor]

38/1168 = 3.25%

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

1.98% .....I thought I was more of a slut than that!!

 

[dataz722]

You are... dont worry.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You are... dont worry.

I'm a beer slut! I have a new insult to go with that other new one!

 

[Revvy]

A certain new member with only 382 posts since feb. has created 70 threads....most of them in the last two weeks....making their totall 1.84%

I won't name him, but he is reminiscent of this label...

I on the other hand have only created 110 threads for my 12,708 posties.

 

[shecky]

I'm at 1.3%, way down from when I first started.
Now, my post count = major, dirty, disease-ridden whore. :cross:

 

[tireater]

I like sites that don't even show the post count....

 

[olllllo]

A certain new member with only 382 posts since feb. has created 70 threads....most of them in the last two weeks....making their totall 1.84%

Your math is 100% wrong.

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

Um, 70/382 = 0.1832, or 18.32%

By the way, I am sitting at 51/2069 = 2.46%... So about low average.

 

[Revvy]

Your math is 100% wrong.

I've admittied in the math that I suk at math,

 

[pen25]

6/757 for a grand percentage of 0.00792

.792%

 

[Revvy]

I like sites that don't even show the post count....

You're not doing enough...you have to beat Laughing Gnome at his own game......

We're counting on you.

 

[staffVAJoe]

If I am just making comments because I think that I am funny does that count?

 

[Revvy]

If I am just making comments because I think that I am funny does that count?

Uh...we're talking THREAD whores, not post whores.....

If you start threads because what you think you have to say is funny (no matter what anyone esle thnks), then you are laughing gnome...:cross:

 

[Yooper]

I've always mthought of Yoop as an attractive, female version of Red Green. Both mhandsome AND handy.

OMG- thanks to the bump, I just saw this. That's hysterically funny. My avatar has to go back to RG. LOVE it.

Ii AM a female Red Green, but I shave my beard off.

 

[mmb]

20 threads started / 2736 posts

.0073 or .73% new threads

w00t! I'm still not a thread whore. And I'll never catch up to Big Kahuna or Gnome with post counts.